Friday, May 23rd, 2025 @ 12:00:am
Smut Slam DC: Paradise Found
Pubkey DC
About This Event
Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic– a rowdy, warm, welcoming pub night out!
How it works:
– This is a storytelling OPEN MIC– that means you’re the show!
– Audience members can sign up to tell a 5 minute story about something real AND CONSENSUAL that happened to them in their s*x lives.
– A panel of local celebrity judges scores each teller, and the top 3 tellers go home with a prize– spicy toys, books, event memberships, safer s*x supplies.
– There’s also the F*ckbucket, where audience members can write down anonymous questions (about s*x ed, relationships, resources, etc) or spicy confessions, and your femme-cee Diva Darling will read them aloud between stories. At the end of the night, all F*ckbucket entries are put into a raffle for a prize from our sponsor Uberlube!
This month, our theme is “Paradise Found”. (Our themes are always just a prompt– not a requirement!) For the literary-minded, perhaps you’ll remember something profound and epic, or simply reminisce about getting steamy in the stacks at the college library. Confess your religious k1nk that turned “Father, forgive me, for I have sinned” into “Daddy, I’m sorry, I was bad!” Or go literal instead of literary with your swoon-worthy story of the encounter so hedonistic it was downright heavenly. As we steam up our sultry midsummer night, our lips are– as Shakespeare put it– blushing pilgrims taking us on the road to divine comedy!
