Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having business before The Honorable Beaver and Buttstuff are admonished to draw near.

Beaver and Buttstuff, “Attorneys at Law”*, hereby summon you to a burlesque and variety “tribute” to crime, justice, and lovers of both!

This term’s docket features a roster of your favorite repeat offenders, all prepared to present the court with compelling bodies…of evidence!

And because justice and community go hand-in-hand, a portion of this show’s proceeds will be donated to Immigration Equality, a non-profit that provides direct legal services and engages in impact litigation and legislative and administrative advocacy to support and protect LGBTQ+ and HIV-positive immigrants and families.

Consider yourself served. Failure to appear may result in sanctions, penalties, or worse: being charged with felony FOMO.