Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic – a rowdy, warm, welcoming pub night out!

How it works:
-This is a storytelling OPEN MIC – that means you’re the show!
-Audience members can sign up to tell a 5 minute story about something real AND CONSENSUAL that happened to them in their sex lives.
-A panel of local celebrity judges scores each teller, and the top 3 tellers go home with a prize– spicy toys, books, event memberships, safer sex supplies.
-There’s also the F*ckbucket, where audience members can write down anonymous questions (about sex ed, relationships, resources, etc) or sexy confessions, and your femme-cee Diva Darling will read them aloud between stories. At the end of the night, all entries are put into a raffle for a prize from our sponsor Uberlube!

This month, our theme is “Back in the Saddle”. (Use the theme as a prompt– but you’re welcome to tell an off-theme story if you don’t have one on-theme.) Tell us about the beast unleashed when you finally ended your dry spell. Give us your reverse-cowgirl tale that’s got everyone taking notes. How long did you stay mounted on your stud (or bull)? We can’t wait to hear about everyone’s happiest trails.

A few things to know:
-Our venue, Pubkey DC, is physically accessible! (We’ve been holding out for an accessible venue.)
-Doors open at 7, and you can hang out in the front bar even earlier than that. Please enjoy Pubkey’s “gourmet pub grub” menu if you want to grab dinner.
-This is a queer-fem-run, inclusive and affirming space. Smut Slam audiences are diverse in age, race, gender, and body type. There are always a lot of queer and polyamorous/nonmonogamous folks. Whoever you are, you’ll find a warm welcome here.
-There’s no dress code – be casual, be fabulous, be sexy, be nerdy, just be street-legal and you’re all good.
-If tickets are available at the door, you can pay with $30 cash (exact change), Venmo, Cashapp, or PayPal.
-If tickets are NOT available at the door, we’ll have a waitlist in case of no-shows.